bad dog

by caitlin
(england)

I woke up my owner by licking her head,
she didn't wake up so I peed my bed,
i ate her sock, I ate her boot,
I accidentally chewed her party suit.
I took a step back, and looked at the mess,
I thought of my owner, dear little bess!
I heard her coming, i tried to hide,
But she wasn't angry, to my surprise