Our Favorite Puppy Quotes

Puppy quotes can be funny, sad, quirky or though-provoking... and I love them all!

I always enjoy adding a new quote, and am always on the look-out for great quotes about dogs and puppies (if you know a great one, scroll down to the submission form on this page and share it with me!). Here are few that I thought you'd enjoy.

Funny Dog Quotes

Phil Pastoret



The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

Ambrose Bierce




Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Franklin P. Jones



Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Dave Barry

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Author Unknown



A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

O.A. Battista



The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.

Winston Pendelton



Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Robert Benchley



Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.

Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat



A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley



Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx



Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Lewis Grizzard

More Great Quotes!

Roger Caras



Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.

Richard Allan Palm



Every puppy should have a boy.

Erma Bombeck



Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.

Gene Hill



Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles M. Schulz



What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.

Mark Twain



My little old dog: A heart-beat at my feet.

Edith Wharton



The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

Jeanne-Marie Roland



Every dog has his day.

Miguel de Cervantes



You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson


Here is a personal quote, submitted by visitor Neisha Wilkins. Thanks Neisha!

A dog will love you 'til the end,no matter what situation you or they may be in,because you can always count on them to be your loyal, best friend.

Neisha Williams

Two short, but amusing quotes sent in by Sandra, from Canada

'Wag more, bark less'

and

'You had me at "Woof"'

Thanks Sandra. These made me laugh :o)

Here are two short quotes sent in by Kristi from Illinois

'Money can buy you a fancy pet, but it takes love to make him wag his tail'

and

'My dog's not spoiled, I'm just well-trained'

Thanks Kristi

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