Our Favorite Puppy Quotes
Puppy quotes are already part of our site - if you're a regular visitor to our site, you've probably noticed out homepage 'Quote of the Week'. But as I always enjoy adding a new quote, and am always on the look-out for great quotes about dogs and puppies, we've built up a small collection that we thought would be great to share. Here are a few of our very favorite puppy quotes. Enjoy!
Funny Dog Quotes
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Ambrose Bierce
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
Author Unknown
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
O.A. Battista
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
Winston Pendelton
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Robert Benchley
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.
Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard
More Great Quotes!
Here are some more puppy quotes. These ones are classics!
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.
Richard Allan Palm
Every puppy should have a boy.
Erma Bombeck
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
My little old dog: A heart-beat at my feet.
Edith Wharton
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Jeanne-Marie Roland
Every dog has his day.
Miguel de Cervantes
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Here is a personal quote, submitted by visitor Neisha Wilkins. Thanks Neisha! A dog will love you 'til the end,no matter what situation you or they may be in,because you can always count on them to be your loyal, best friend.
Neisha Williams
Two short, but amusing quotes sent in by Sandra, from Canada 'Wag more, bark less'
and 'You had me at "Woof"' Thanks Sandra. These made me laugh :o)
Here are two short quotes sent in by Kristi from Illinois 'Money can buy you a fancy pet, but it takes love to make him wag his tail'
and 'My dog's not spoiled, I'm just well-trained' Thanks Kristi
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