After reading your question I can relate to you on so mnay levels. I am the proud owner of 2 11 week old Lab puppies. At first house breaking was a disaster because I gave them more credit than I should have. My 2 babies will be outside go to the bathroom at least 4 times come inside and pee on the floor, but I am learning if they drink water I watch the clock and they go out within 30 minutes and they samething after they eat because that means poopy time is now. My advice to you...read the house breaking page it helps alot and learn the signs of a accident about to happen I know when both of hem are about to squat and I side track them to get them outside they are puppies and they forget real quick what they were about to do. Once outside watch and make sure they do their business because again they are puppies and they forget. It gets better the first few days I had them there was no sleeping, but now they can make it 6 hours in their crate at night without having to go....Good Luck and I promise it gets better....